A protestant minister was driving down the road going south. Driving from the north was a Catholic priest and each of them were admiring the beautiful spring day and suddenly they had a collision. Each jumped from their cars and began to question if the other was fine! All was fine!! They were obviously shaken but apologizing to the other for not watching where they were going. Suddenly the priest asked the minister if he could give him something that would calm him down and the minister said yes. So the priest got a brown bag from his glove box and offered it to the minister. The minister took a big gulp and said, "Oh that is much better.. that did calm my nerves. Here have a drink yourself." And the priest said, "Thanks but not until after the police finish their investigation."