Here's some advice for the newly wed; It isn't the stork that brings the babe but the little larks in bed.

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You never know what true bliss is until you are married; unfortunately by then it is too late.

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A husband and wife were dining out when the wife saw a familiar face at the bar.

"James" she said, "see that man at the bar. He's been drinking like that since I jilted him 5 years ago."

"Really" said James "he's still celebrating after all that time!"