There are some slight variations on The Accident Report... ( http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/7446.htm ) You can find them at Google. ************************************************************** ********************** 1 ************************************* ************************************************************** From: THE BIG PIG Subject: (:)Darwin Wannabe Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes, aus.jokes, eunet.jokes, alt.humor Date: 1999/11/05 ^..^ --(:)OINK! __||__(oo)___||___ ---||---"--"-----||--- _||_( __ )___||___ Received from Poor Innocent Guy Todd of yahoo.com: Darwin Wanna Be ... Maybe next time! This is an accident report which was printed in the newsletter of the British equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is the bricklayer's report ... a true story. Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident report form. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. ************************************************************** ********************** 2 ************************************* ************************************************************** From: The Lighter Side Subject: The Bricklayer's Accident View: Original Format Newsgroups: alt.coven.humor, alt.humor, alt.jokes.pentium, alt.tasteless.humor, alt.tasteless.jokes, aus.jokes, rec.humor Date: 1998/09/28 The Lighter Side - http://members.tripod.com/~scrappy_007/intro.htmlWith over 500 jokes in a wide variety of categories, you'll be sure tolaugh your off!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Bricklayer's Accident ========================= This is a bricklayer's accident report that was printed in thenewsletter of the English equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board.So here, thanks to John Sedgwick, is this Bricklayer's report. Dear Sir; I am writing in response to your request for additional information inBlock #3 of theaccident reporting form. I put "Poor Planning" as thecause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. ************************************************************** ********************** 3 ************************************* ************************************************************** From: HumorShack.com Subject: Brick Layer's Accident Report View: Complete Thread (4 articles) Original Format Newsgroups: aus.jokes Date: 1999/06/24 Brick Layer's Accident Report======================= Subscribe to daily jokes for free at http://www.HumorShack.com Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information inBlock #3 of the accident reporting form. I put "Poor Planning" as thecause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient: ************************************************************** ********************** 4 ************************************* ************************************************************** Search Result 5 From: burko ( Subject: jokes View: Complete Thread (218 articles) Original Format Newsgroups: aus.jokes Date: 1998/06/30 This is a bricklayer's accident report that was printed in the newsletter of the English equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put "Poor Planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. -- Michael J Smith Shalom! Rowland Croucher http://jmm.aaa.net.au (8200+ articles)