There are some slight variations on The Accident Report… ( http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/7446.htm ) You can find them at Google. ************************************************************** ********************** 1 ************************************* ************************************************************** From: THE BIG PIG Subject: (:)Darwin Wannabe Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes, aus.jokes, eunet.jokes, alt.humor Date: 1999/11/05 ^..^ –(:)OINK! __||__(oo)___||___ —||—”–”—–||— _||_( __ )___||___ Received from Poor Innocent Guy Todd of yahoo.com: Darwin Wanna Be … Maybe next time! This is an accident report which was printed in the newsletter of the British equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation Board. This is the bricklayer’s report … a true story. Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident report form. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. ************************************************************** ********************** 2 ************************************* ************************************************************** From: The Lighter Side Subject: The Bricklayer’s Accident View: Original Format Newsgroups: alt.coven.humor, alt.humor, alt.jokes.pentium, alt.tasteless.humor, alt.tasteless.jokes, aus.jokes, rec.humor Date: 1998/09/28 The Lighter Side – http://members.tripod.com/~scrappy_007/intro.htmlWith over 500 jokes in a wide variety of categories, you’ll be sure tolaugh your off!! ———————————————————————– The Bricklayer’s Accident ========================= This is a bricklayer’s accident report that was printed in thenewsletter of the English equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation Board.So here, thanks to John Sedgwick, is this Bricklayer’s report. Dear Sir; I am writing in response to your request for additional information inBlock #3 of theaccident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as thecause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. ************************************************************** ********************** 3 ************************************* ************************************************************** From: HumorShack.com Subject: Brick Layer’s Accident Report View: Complete Thread (4 articles) Original Format Newsgroups: aus.jokes Date: 1999/06/24 Brick Layer’s Accident Report======================= Subscribe to daily jokes for free at http://www.HumorShack.com Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information inBlock #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as thecause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient: ************************************************************** ********************** 4 ************************************* ************************************************************** Search Result 5 From: burko ( Subject: jokes View: Complete Thread (218 articles) Original Format Newsgroups: aus.jokes Date: 1998/06/30 This is a bricklayer’s accident report that was printed in the newsletter of the English equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation Board. Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. — Michael J Smith Shalom! Rowland Croucher http://jmm.aaa.net.au (8200+ articles)

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