Following the posting of this story (which I can’t now find)…

*Department Baseball*

An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company.

The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly.

To show just “how” the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:

“The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 1996 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game.”

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Someone added:

This is like the Russian newspaper report of a US/Soviet footrace held back during the cold war. It said something to the effect of: “The glorious Soviet Republic finished second, and the filthy American capitalists finished next to last.”

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