A burglar broke into a house one night after the occupants had left. He’d barely started ransacking the place when a voice said, “I can see you and so can Jesus.” The burglar froze where he saw, looked around, then continued. Again the strange voice said, I can see you and so can Jesus.”
The burglar shouted out, “Hello?” and shone his torch about. He finally picked out a large red parrot, which flapped its wings and said, “I can see you and so can Jesus.”
The burglar laughed at it and said, “Hello Polly.”
“I’m Bartholemew, not Polly,” the bird replied.
“That’s a funny name for a parrot,” said the burglar.
“Yes, . . . . . . . . . . and Jesus is a funny name for a rottweiler.”
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