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Strange Turnpike Turnings

Modern-day miracles, it seems, do occur — and in the strangest places.

A Christian evangelist driving down a Virginia turnpike is pulled over for speeding. The trooper smells alcohol in the vehicle and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor.

The officer asks the cleric: “Have you been drinking, sir?”

“Only water, officer,” the minister says.

“Then why do I distinctly smell wine in your car?

The minister looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

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