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By Rowland Croucher and others ⋅ July 24, 2003 ⋅ Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

My alarm clock goes off by going on, by coming on, by turning on, or by sounding off, which are all the same. But when a guy and a gal are together, going off, going on, coming on, turning on, and sounding off are five very different things.

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