1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda

2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce

3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet

4. Dear God, If we come back as somebody else, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton – because I hate her. Denise (#5 was not included)

6. God, I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison

7. Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene

8. Dear God, Is it true my Father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita

9. Dear God, I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan

10. Dear God, Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you did then I’m going to get even with my brother. Darla

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