Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A. Sure now, but them regular rocks be way too heavy, don’t you know.

~~~ ~~~ For Sale (Maybe)…..

Murphy was selling his house and put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, “Have I got all you say there?”

The agent said, “Certainly ye have … Why do ye ask?”

Murphy replied, “Cancel the sale … its too good to part with!”

~~~ ~~~

So Ye’ll Know…..

The correct response to the Irish greeting, “Top of the morning to you,” is “and the rest of the day to yourself.”

~~~ ~~~ Oh! Pat — Oh! Mick…..

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Pat yells out, “Mick, I’ve lost me finger!”

“Have you now,” says Mick. “And how did you do it?”

Pat replies “I just touched this big, shiny spinning thing here like this … Saints be praised! … There goes another one!”

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