Laugh To Keep From Crying

This week President George W. Bush launched a PR campaign to improve his image and popularity. He visited a primary school to explain his war policy to the children and get some nice pictures.

After explaining his policy, the president asks the children if they have any questions.

Little Stevie raises his hand and says, "Mr. President, I have three questions: 1. How did you have less votes but were still elected president? 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without provocation? 3. Don't you think Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack in history?"

At that moment, the recess bell rings and the children run outside to play. At the end of the break the children return and Bush is still there. He asks if there are any more questions.

Little Eddie raises his hand and says, "Mr. President, I have five questions: 1. How did you have less votes but were still elected president? 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without provocation? 3. Don't you think Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack in history? 4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? 5. Where is Stevie?"