WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD

SOME ANSWERS WORTH CONSIDERING!!!!!

GEORGE W.BUSH: U.S.PRESIDENT.

We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE.

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX WEAPONS INSPECTOR.

We have no reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI IRAQ AMBASSADOR.

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

RALPH NADER U.S. CONSUMER ADVOCATE.

The chicken’s habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN

To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH U.S. ULTRA CONSERVATIVE RADIO PERSONALITY.

I don’t know why the chicken crossed the road, but I’ll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I’ll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing – the – road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take?

Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I’m talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART U.S MAGAZINE PUBLISHER & HOUSE & HOME GURU.

No-one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALIST.

Because the chicken was gay—isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face?

The chicken was going to the “other side”. That’s what they call it, “the other side”. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side”.

DR SEUSS AUTHOR OF CHILDREN’S BOOKS.

Did the chicken cross the road ? Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY AUTHOR

To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called

into question.

GRANDPA.

In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS TV INTERVIEWER.

Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON FORMER BEATLE.

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together – in peace.

ARISTOTLE ANCIENT GREEK PHILOSOPHER.

It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.

KARL MARX POLITICAL PHILOSOPHER.

It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT.

What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK “STAR TREK” HERO.

To boldly go where no chicken has ever been before.

SIGMUND FREUD. PSYCHOLOGIST.

The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying

sexual insecurity.

ALBERT EINSTEIN PHYCISIST.

Did the chicken really cross the road, , or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT.

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE.

And God came down from heaven, and He said unto the chicken “THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD”

And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.

What, did I miss one?

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