Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh’s daughter-she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord. (Acts 2:1)

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson-he brought the house down.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun.

Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark? A: Because Noah sat on the deck.

Related Articles:

• Humo[u]r
• Humo[u]r
• ATHEIST HOLY DAY :-)
• Humo[u]r (corny :-)
• Creative words (this list is not for wowsers…)

This work, unless otherwise expressly stated, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Australia License.