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Big Daddy-in-the-sky

Your PR's good -

We're backing you to win

down here as you won up there.

Please feed us

and go easy on us

as we go easy on

those other bastards.

No honey-traps -

we want to stay out of trouble

because you've been

the Big Cheese always

and likely to remain so

for the foreseeable future

amen.

C.K. Stead, Stand 4 (2) & 4 (3), 2002.