Tourist Questions.....from RadicalJokes

These questions about Australia were allegedly posted on an Australian Tourism Website -- a Melbourne University Tourism Studies Major working in the summer holidays answered....

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all our plants fully grown.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney -- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water...

Q: Which direction is north in Australia? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, right after the hippo races.