The final word on health and nutrition

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians or Americans

2. The Mexicans eat lots of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians or Americans

3.The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians or Americans

4.The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians or Americans

5.The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians or Americans

CONCLUSION -

Eat and drink what ever you like – speaking ENGLISH is apparently what kills you

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