9. "Hello ...(3 second pause) ... I'm sorry, I can't hear you; you'll have to speeak up ... (3 second pause) (repeated several times) ... oh well, just leave a message then."

10. (greeting recorded from a 1984 Commodore Amiga computer speech-synthesizer) "If your call is of a personal nature, then leave a message after the beep. If your call is of a business-like nature, then leave a message after the beep followed by a boop. If you are selling something, then leave a message after the beep followed by a boop-boop. If we haven't yet been introduced, then leave a message after the beep followed by a boop-boop terminated by a bop. If ..."