It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.

Here's the scoop on three leading candidates:

Candidate A:

+ Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists.

+ He's had two mistresses.

+ He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:

+ Was kicked out of office twice.

+ Sleeps until noon.

+ Used opium in college.

+ Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:

+ Is a decorated war hero.

+ He's a vegetarian

+ Doesn't smoke,

+ Drinks an occasional beer

+ Hasn't had any illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates is your choice?

You don't really need any more information, do you?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler